I would like to thank you for your interest over the past couple of weeks. It’s been wonderful. I really would like to thank you for all your effort in terms of delivering the most exquisitely barbarous agony in my mouth. In so short a time, you went from being a functional part of my dental matrix of food-crushers, to an outpost of Hades itself.
Well, today you are being drilled and emptied in a process called ‘root canal’ (no idea what trees and waterways have to do with it, but ho hum…). At the end you will be dead. I would like you to know that this was totally personal, and kindly sod off…
Lots of love, M (-outh)